Thursday, February 4, 2010
Bof Fri Flue
Time for an Owl Dance Party
So I'm just sitting here minding my business when all of a sudden BAM1@!!@ I get a hyperlink shout out like a slap to my temporal lobe. "Oh hey Joselyn no big deal, but here is a link to a bunch of videos of owls dancing to the Poastal Service and oh hey why the fuck are you home at 10:12 on a perfectly good Thursday when there is dancing at some stupid club to be had" , SAID THE PERSON FOLLOWED BY THE FOLLOWING HYPERLINK.
Someone commented that seeing owls dancing is creepy. I think we should all acknowledge that it is way creepier that someone made the video of the owl dancing.
FUCK OWLS ARE THE CREEPIEST. HUNTERS OF THE NIGHT. NIGHT FALCONS, BUT OWLS. Mice GENOCIDERS.
i promise to name my first born child, "Hyperlink", but not Hyperlink McDonald because it is way too corporate.
Many things I Am. Vandal I Am Not.
Dear Diary,
Today I was sick in bed with the flu on my 14th hour of The Office and Arrested Development, when I received a call from my Bathroom Graffiti Doc partner, Laura. She informed me that I had been named in an email circulating the Film Studies department that alluded to the fact that I might have created a large piece of graffiti in the Men's room in Kenan Hall on campus because I am working on a bathroom graffiti doc.
What would they accuse me of if I was working on a documentary about murder?
The email asked that all staff be on the lookout for any information connecting "Joselyn McDonald and this vandalism." COME ON! Plus, to make matters even worse, the graffiti that was on the Men's wall, according to a friend, said "BLAU." That is so friggin stupid. If I was going to leave my mark, I guarantee there would be at least 6 lightening bolts, 2 dragons, 1 unicorn, the word "kapow", Cucalorus, Chips and Salsa Film Festival, the silhouette of James Franco, a RIP Heath Ledger, and a "Obama bring back Arrested Development" plea. BLAU.
I have a meeting with the Dean of Film Studies today. Wish me God Speed.
Joselyn McDonald
Victim of Association
Today I was sick in bed with the flu on my 14th hour of The Office and Arrested Development, when I received a call from my Bathroom Graffiti Doc partner, Laura. She informed me that I had been named in an email circulating the Film Studies department that alluded to the fact that I might have created a large piece of graffiti in the Men's room in Kenan Hall on campus because I am working on a bathroom graffiti doc.
What would they accuse me of if I was working on a documentary about murder?
The email asked that all staff be on the lookout for any information connecting "Joselyn McDonald and this vandalism." COME ON! Plus, to make matters even worse, the graffiti that was on the Men's wall, according to a friend, said "BLAU." That is so friggin stupid. If I was going to leave my mark, I guarantee there would be at least 6 lightening bolts, 2 dragons, 1 unicorn, the word "kapow", Cucalorus, Chips and Salsa Film Festival, the silhouette of James Franco, a RIP Heath Ledger, and a "Obama bring back Arrested Development" plea. BLAU.
I have a meeting with the Dean of Film Studies today. Wish me God Speed.
Victim of Association
Monday, January 25, 2010
unnecessary
is the starving dog in the background of this picture really necessary
i personally think its a bit too much... oversell bro
why isn't that dog wearing his free pair of tom's shoes?
toms hates dogs
i personally think its a bit too much... oversell bro
why isn't that dog wearing his free pair of tom's shoes?
toms hates dogs
how im going to make moneyz
i am going to start a band that is one letter off from an already well established band and hope that on accident people will pick up my album an buy it.
Fact: 800 million beatles record are sold per day
Fact: if i name my band the beatless-- 1 out of ever 100,000 people will grab my album on accident
Fact: records cost approximately $14 US, $20 in Europe, and $2 in Canada times 100,000/8,ooo,000 EQUAL I DONT KNOW. BUT I BET It is enough to afford a life of luxury and organic foods and movies from the Criterion Collection and petite dogs and everything pictured below + a pool which is not pictured.
Fact: dropping out of school immediately
Fact: oh wait no I won't because i'm taking a class with Laudadio. SCI FI!
WHO IS WITH ME?
EMAIL ME AT Joselynloves@gmail.com for band practice times and locations.
Fact: 800 million beatles record are sold per day
Fact: if i name my band the beatless-- 1 out of ever 100,000 people will grab my album on accident
Fact: records cost approximately $14 US, $20 in Europe, and $2 in Canada times 100,000/8,ooo,000 EQUAL I DONT KNOW. BUT I BET It is enough to afford a life of luxury and organic foods and movies from the Criterion Collection and petite dogs and everything pictured below + a pool which is not pictured.
Fact: dropping out of school immediatelyFact: oh wait no I won't because i'm taking a class with Laudadio. SCI FI!
WHO IS WITH ME?
EMAIL ME AT Joselynloves@gmail.com for band practice times and locations.
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